Top 20 Things People Would Rather Discuss Than Life Insurance

11. Why printer ink costs more than the actual printer

The real unsolved mystery of modern times.

12. Your toddler’s snack preferences

Which change every 12 minutes and somehow involve crackers in every form.

13. The weather… for the next three weeks

Because nothing brings people together like debating an extended forecast.

14. Why gas station hot dogs are underrated

“If they’ve been rolling for 12 hours, that just means they’re extra cooked, right?”

15. The correct way to pronounce “GIF”

Hard G? Soft G? Either way, someone will judge you.

16. How you’d spend your lottery winnings

“I’d be responsible, of course… right after buying a yacht and a pet tiger.”

17. The nostalgia of 90s cartoons

“Why did the DuckTales theme song go so hard?”

18. Your completely unqualified medical diagnosis from WebMD

“It’s either a minor rash… or I have three days to live.”

19. Why reality TV is so bad… but also, so good

“I hate this show… and that’s why I’ve watched four seasons in a row.”

20. That cousin’s MLM pitch you’re trying to avoid

“No, Becky, I do not want to be my own boss selling essential oils.”