Junkyard Gem: 1990 Isuzu Pickup, Zombie Response Edition

Isuzu-built pickups first went on sale in North America for the 1972 model year, but with Chevrolet LUV badges. Elsewhere, they were known as the Isuzu KB or Isuzu Faster, But eventually they got Isuzu badges in America, and were named the Isuzu P’up in the early 1980s. Later, they became simply known as the Isuzu Pickup (following Toyota’s lead after the US-market Hilux became just the Toyota Truck) starting when the third-generation Faster debuted for 1988. Here’s one of those trucks, found in a Denver self-service boneyard last Halloween.

I see a lot of zombie-themed decor on junkyard vehicles, mostly just a single decal here or there (often combined with snowboarding and/or cannabis-themed stickers), but someone went above and beyond in the zombification of this Isuzu.

This truck started life with a coat of dark blue paint, but that’s just too cheerful when you’re out hunting down the undead. Now it has a thick coat of flat black and “Toxic Waste Green” stickers everywhere.

It appears that you can buy this sticker set on Amazon for under $30 right now.

Remember when you’d see these Metal Mulisha stickers all over?

In case you’re looking for some Get Up Stand Up Light Roast coffee, Marley Coffee has you covered. Someone should write a doctoral dissertation about the stickers found on vehicles in Denver car graveyards.

The engine is the 2.6-liter Isuzu straight-four that went into so many Amigos and Rodeos over the years.

You should have four-wheel drive and a manual transmission when pursuing zombies across the wastelands of eastern Colorado, especially in the winter, and this truck has both.

There’s no telling how many miles were on it at the end, because some junkyard shopper nabbed the instrument cluster.

While four-wheel-drive small pickups are useful even at age 32, the rust plus the manual transmission (plus the Zombie Appearance Package) would have made this one a tough sell for its final owner.

When you have Isuzus of the late 1980s and early 1990s, you have Joe Isuzu!

Did you know Joe Isuzu was a phone phreaker? The Isuzu Pickup was slightly cheaper than the Toyota Truck, if you considered only the stripped-down base versions.

The only things scarier than Isuzu trucks are Isuzu trucks on sale!