Here's How Jalopnik Would Spec The 2024 Porsche Panamera

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Since I’m spending my girlfriend’s money instead of my own, I’m certainly not going to settle for partial leather seats. We’re going for Club Leather in Espresso because the other option is red, and I don’t want a Christmas-themed car. We’re also sticking with comfort seats but are adding seat massagers front and rear. Gotta make sure her parents are relaxed on the way to the vacation cabin, after all. Everyone’s getting heated seats, and I want a head-up display, so the Premium Package and Assistance Package are a must.

Those are all of the most important features, but while we’re at it, I might as well add some Porsche logos to the headrests and some pillows for the rear. And this car’s already expensive as hell, so why not add some rear entertainment? Beyond that, I guess some aluminum pedals and the heated sport steering wheel sound nice. Let’s add those, too. I could probably get even more granular and get into stitching and seatbelt options and whatnot, but honestly, who cares? The configuration I’ve got is good enough for me.