Comment Of The Day: Mad About The Wrong Thing Edition

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Did you know that sex work — full service or not — is the world’s oldest profession? In fact, records of sex work far predate the writing of the New Testament. Yet, that wasn’t enough history to stop a Christian school from banning a mother’s vehicle from their premises, all due to an OnlyFans sticker on her window.

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For some folks, though, the sticker wasn’t the real affront in this situation. For featherlite, at least, there was something far more sinister lurking in that Florida parking lot: A Dodge Durango with racing stripes.

“Durango with racing strips” is putting it lightly, honestly. The crossover in question also has blacked-out windows — admittedly, somewhat understandable in the Florida sun. Less understandable, though, is the buckwild offset on the blacked-out wheels.

The smoked tail lights, too, are in direct violation of all laws of common decency. I’ve got no issues with earning your money through OnlyFans, but I’ve got some real questions about how you go about spending it.

I do wonder, however, what makes a car worthy of racing stripes. A Shelby Cobar clearly does, but this Durango doesn’t. Where’s the line? A V6 Mustang? A Neon SRT-4? What cars are a good fit for racing stripes, and which ones can’t live up?

Congratulations, featherlite, on your COTD victory. Here’s a track about cars that truly earn their stripes.

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