Bask In The Glory Of This Incredible 1995 Chevrolet Corvette Convertible Indy 500 Pace Car Edition

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Day-to-day life can be stressful. You’ve got responsibilities at work. You’ve got responsibilities at home. You’re losing your hair and just had to buy a new pair of jeans because your old ones shrunk in the wash. Your only escape is to spend your way out of that hole, and if there’s one thing that we can guarantee will bring joy to your life, it’s this 1995 Chevrolet Corvette Convertible Indy 500 Pace Car Edition that’s currently for sale on Cars & Bids.

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It’s purple. It’s white. It’s orange. It’s perfect. Is it going to be the quickest car you can buy for the money? Probably not, but still, 300 horsepower and 340 lb-ft of torque is nothing to turn up your nose at. Besides, this thing has style. Grab those aviators and a couple of cases of Miller High Life, and you’ll basically be a celebrity every time you show up at your lake house.

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While other Corvette owners may brag about how their car is rare because only so many were produced in that particular trim level with that color on the second Tuesday of January that year, you’ll be able to actually brag about how rare your car is. Chevrolet only ever built 527 1995 Indy 500 pace car replicas, and anyone who knows racing will immediately know what they’re looking at. This thing is special.

Now, some might say that you’re spending a lot of money for a C4 Corvette with an automatic transmission, but those people are wrong. Corvettes may be built for carving corners, but this particular Corvette is meant to be a cruiser. It’s a car you buy to be seen in, and how is anyone going to see you go flying by like a bat out of hell? Slow down. Let the world appreciate that glorious paint job. It’s the only way to ever truly be happy.